Lame n idiotic: 7th wk in BSLC

Saturday, May 06, 2006

tTis wk is the zombie wk. We all r like walkin dead esp after exe grand slam. Slpin hrs veri little followed by our staff's mayhem. Ha he keeps emphasizin the meaning of mayhem: total disorder plus extreme violence, leavin every1 in total confusion.

Tuesday went 4 sect trngin again @ lim chu kang area 2 do sect battle drill. Tat day realli strike lottery coz my sergeant took leave so staff took our sect. Wah norm sect battle drill got a lot of contact pts wan but he onli had 1 contacts pts but all drills do in tat contact pt. Tat fateful contact pt is @ a lalang field in which some of the grasses r taller than me. He super zai keep givin snipin drills, in which in some cases every1 dies xcept sect com. We deploy sharp shooter n m203 2 fire hedp @ sniper den he will say sniper escaped unscathed or u missed n den sniper reload, takes aim n shoot... u r dead. Wah super tirin we keep carryin casualties frm 1 side 2 another side 2 escape. Den bside sniper drill, got leopard crawl drill to n fro abt 100m each. finale is fire movement 2 n fro the lalang field den halfway he will suddenly say enemy right or left, thus we got 2 charge in tat direction. Buay tahan my lung really like goin 2 collapse. i like 1000 2000 3000 4000, supposed 2 prone dwn by 4000 but i too tired n juz fell like a fallen tree. But heng he is still humane n gav us rest in between 2wards the end n treated us drink @ end of trngin. Ha he damn funny. When pple say huh 2 him, he will say: huh is used when i come in2 a wrong ger. Den pple say dunno, he will say dunno is a malay word 4 chibye. Lastly when pple say no lar, "no lar" is a malay girl's name.

Tues heng my sergeant is there. Tis time rnd we did plt battle drill in mandai area near the zoo.
Got 1 time we got 2 cross the rd 2 another side of the forest which is veri near the zoo. S we cross the road, the drivers like damn shocked 2 c us crossin the rnd wif camo on our face, machaim we wan 2 attack the zoo. Den @ nite field pack inspection bcome tekan session. Our oil bottle nt filled whole lot knock it dwn. Powder nt filled whole lot leg raise. Kiwi empty whole lot flutter kick. Den cant meet timin 2 put in everythin so everythin out again.

Wed camo on n took bus 2 SAFFT 2 take fast craft 2 tekong. Den take toner 2 kgt unai which is our harbourin site. Ha tis is the 2nd time i take toner in SISPEC coz every time go outfield is take air con bus. Super suay my positn is veri near 2 an ant nest... bobian lan lan suck thumb so i put some maggi crumbs some dist away frm their nest n my position, hopin they dun come n pester me. In the aft head out 4 an ambush mission n den after dinner head out 4 another nite ambush mission. @ nite my little nite blindness realli cause a lot of probs 4 me cant even get in2 my position or exit the harbour base. Slp 4 abt 1 hr n my turn 2 do sentry frm 12-2am. Thru out the sentry keep hearin wild boars but they nvr come in2 our base. Ha or else can eat roasted wild boar instead of disgustin combat ration. Dunno y oso when i look @ my watch everytime it will b like 10min accurately frm the prev time.

After sentry i hugged my rifle n slpt. Den suddenly POP i immediatley woke up n took out my rifle n aim. Act it was trip flare went off n den the sgts began 2 enter our base wif a SAW 2 support fire n i looked @ my watch 2.44am realli wth. In the end, 2 rifles kena stunned when the 2 holders r slpin, 1 person dragged away s POW our harbour base has fallen. Staff was damn angry n made us do high kneelin n rifle over head n played mind games wif us quite some time b4 we headed out 2 another pt 2 do our harbourin. Heng i got M16 2 lift up onli. Howeva the other rnd i suay. Tis time rnd we nvr clear rubbish n veri disorganised thus b4 movin out we did our "fav" again n tis time rnd i lifted M203. Wah realli veri jialat but staff wld say moan n groan.. look @ ure pathetic face... Everytime c him confirm will kena something. 2hrs plus of slp every1 is mentally stressed n signs of fatigue r showin but gd thing is every1 kept pushin on.

Fri sucks big time. Rain 4 almost the entire day while every1 had 2 take turn 2 prone to b sentry. By den my uniform was smelly onli but due 2 the rain it become muddy n smelly. Heng aft i got mission 2 attack plt 3. Ha we back stabbed them n managed 2 get 1 POW which is marcus frm sa. Ha he was slpin while doin sentry. Den after tat clear our rnds by leopardin crawlin frm 1 bound 2 another n shoot blanks @ nothing. Den @ nite made our way back 2 bmtc parade sq 2 clean rifle n wash up. While cleanin, alot of pple fell aslpt n keep tokin 2 their cock like wad staff likes 2 say s their head keept tiltin up n dwn. Ha got 1 person clean n eat n almost oil his biscuits. Ha i oso buay tahan n my things i held started 2 drop without me knowin it. The camo cream damn hard 2 wash off esp the eyes area. Ha after wash up, i confirm still hav mascara wan. By the time we finshed everything 3am liao n den slpt until 5.30 woke up n prepared 2 set off back 2 SISPEC. Ha like staff always like 2 say, it is nt over until it is realli over n starts 2 threaten us wif the word mayhem.

2day upon reachin hme bcame like hungry ghost. 2 days of combat ration enuff 2 made me bcome liddat. Worse still the combat ration made me shit abt 3 times upon reachin hme. Went out wif my family 4 lunch n upon reachin hme, i knocked out while typin tis blog halfway. Sian nw got 2 make 200 cylum straws s our whole sect nvr make. Heng nxt wk slack xcept i got regimental guard duty on tues nite. Ha hopefully tat day guard commander allows me 2 order mac 2 eat durin my break. The followin wk Ex nut cracker in which we will dig our own grave n fire trenches... More mayhem comin up.... 3 more wks 2 pass out frm BSLC 2 bcome a chao corporal wif my green beret. Abt 4 more mths 2 get my 3 stripes n abt 5 more mths 2 get my khaki beret if i m posted 2 guards. By then realli leader of 6 men 2 set the pace s a sect commander n hopefully get 2 noe well the 6 men whom i will b fightin a war wif.