Lame n idiotic: October 2005
Friday, October 28, 2005
「 Eric Lim yawns... Friday, October 28, 2005 」

2day supposed 2 wake up early 2 go mug wif yizhi, weichen, huiping n rich. In the end the ah beng vs bangala alarm ringtone failed 2 wake mi up so end up wakin up @ 10 plus. In order 2 save $$, went hawker centre 2 eat noodle 4 lunch. Tat stall patronise 4 abt 13 yrs liao go there the guy will auto say nen cor pua kway teow ta gak hiam diuo bo den all i hav 2 say is diuo n can sit dwn n wait.

2day buy newspaper super happy. tat cocky chelsea finally lose. basket still say wan 2 win EPL by boxin day. everytime depend on lampard 2 help them win or sav them frm losin. 2 more wks man utd vs chelsea hopefully lampard n drogba dun start n den put Huth s defender. Haha! After a long mrt ride, went 2 wheelock place bk 2 find them. when i went there all of them r complainin veri cold but i juz heck care. Wah but after a while it get realli damn cold until i realli shiverin. Sch air con nt even so cold lar. Tat bk muz b super rich 2 afford the high utilities bill caused by the pwr consumed in maintain the freezin cold temp. Mayb they put the temp so cold such tat they wan 2 chase us out.

Bside the cold temp, 2day mug quite alot. Inorg chem finish revision liao n i revise thermochem 1st 2 topics coz i like 1 wk nvr touched them n all the info like kena erased in my mind. Tat yizhi realli veri jialat super crap n lame worst than the Halls candy. Wif her plus the cold air con, i bcome an eskimo liao. 1stly go draw a horse wif odd tail on the cold glass pane covered by condensed water vapour n den while i was nt noticing, drew crap on my thermochem note n dunno write wad "wif mi arnd i will make u smile n realise TG.....LOL". Ha i tik u will make mi puke blood n die instead. But b4 i die, i will definitely hav my last word which will b TGPWOL or i will die even earlier. kk lar dun say u liao. @ least u make tis muggin session fun 4 every1 n 2day finally i can laff @ pple instead of pple laffin @ mi.


Enuff of bloggin 4 2day. 2ml mornin still need 2 wake up early n help mum go mkt 2 carry stuffs. Den still muz help her out when she cooks stuff 2 offer 2 my grandparents' 灵祖牌. If got time most likely will b goin gym. Erm i better go rest liao!




Nw go out wif frens is 2 provide entertainment 4 them. Everyday go out confirm kena laff or get jacked by them or get new nick 4 no reason esp GK. Wad Mr Fit. pls lar u oso veri fit wad shld b more worthy 2 call Mr Fit. 算了就算我应酬应酬你们吧!Ha tis has bcome a way of tokin cock n havin fun. Tis wk oso discover tat ave asian guy ht is 165cm. tis source is get frm gk so reliable or unreliable u decide ba. Tis means tat i 5cm below ave asian guy. heck care lar. i try quite a no of ways 2 gain ht but still 2 no avail. I tik shld b family genes liao coz i m 1 of the tallest among my relatives lar. Wad a joke! 算了矮就矮吧!

Erm actually short got advantages wan. When speakin 2 tall pple, u can train ure trapezius or upper back muscle. Play bball can dribble veri low so harder 2 steal. Able 2 dodge punches easily n can retaliate easily by hittin the........ Can hide easily. Can cut queue or 混水摸鱼 easily. Go swimmin pool can enjoy children rate. Still got some more advan but i lazy 2 list dwn.

Muz hav balance so muz hav disadvantages. Nowadays, gers r quite tall. Pple can avoid u easily by simply sayin i didnt c u. Durin soccer games coach will ask players 2 use more high ball against short pple s they will tend 2 lose out on ball possession. Go army confirm will get named ka teh kia by sergeants. SOC veri hard 2 clear esp the climb over wall part. Difficult 2 march s tall pple 1 step equal 2 short pple 2 steps. Certain gd units got ht requirement. Buy long pants muz spend xtra $ 4 alteration. Go swimmin pool can onli stand @ certain spots or else i will b fully submerged. Got 2 climb up n get stuffs tat r put on high places.

现实难免会是残酷的,人不是十全十美的,必定会有一些短处,我本身也不例外. Cant grow taller. Howeva i do hav some gd pts n some advantages of being short 2 make up 4 the disadvantages. Ha 老天爷是公平的! 总而言之,饭还得要吃,觉还得要睡,生活还得要过,我不应该让身高的问题成为我生活里的绊脚石. Instead, i shld b more optimistic n accept who i realli am. Ha gettin 2 crappy liao tik i will end here.




Saturday, October 22, 2005
「 Eric Lim yawns... Saturday, October 22, 2005 」

2day surprisely woke up quite early so went 4 breakfast den settle dwn 2 do A lvl 2004 Maths paper 2. By noon time, finished the whole paper liao. @ tat time, i oso quite sian 2 study anymore so decided 2 go swimmin den gym. Anw @ tat time, tik alot of pple will b busy studyin so i decided 2 go myself. Summore i wanted 2 go some nearby pool n gym such tat i can go hme easily.

Ha luckily 2day dun hav many children learn swimmin. Or else i will kenna kicked by them. Ha they might oso kenna kicked by mi. 2day water oso nt veri cold sibei shiok. 2day went there mainly 4 swimmin nt 4 sun tannin lar or else sum1 might say i like ger liddat. Basket after swimmin 30 laps i like kenna gastric pain until buay tahan hav 2 stop swimmin. So in the end i went 2 buy a packet of french fries 2 sort of chong ji.

After tat made my way 2 wdl gym. Wah tis was the third the gym instructor made fun of mi payin 4 adult rate tikin tat i m still a sec sch student. My height again! The gym quite small n dun even hav space 4 mi 2 put my bag. So i hav 2 waste 40cents 2 use the locker outside. The gym nt bad although some machines seem old. @ tat time nt much pple @ the gym oso. Ha i happened 2 c a man abt middle age. Wah he got alot of an gong on his hand n leg lar shld b some big ah beng boss. Den he got 1 female instructor who looks like those WWE female wrestler. Sian my pectoral esp the lower part like no improvement liddat damn sian. After wrkin out went 4 lunch den went back hme 2 mug.

2 more wks 2 A lvl. Sigh it is like quite slow but it oso seems quite fast. Ha dun even noe wad i m typin oso. Kk press on every1.



Tuesday, October 18, 2005
「 Eric Lim yawns... Tuesday, October 18, 2005 」

Yesterday went 2 sch quite early wif jm n alvin 4 GP consultation. Tat gp consultation realli veri useful s i realli benefited alot frm it. A lot of my misconceptions of essay writing were cleared by mrs lee on tat day. After the consultation, we went 2 wisma atria's Iciban Jap restaurant 4 lunch with some of the class pple. When we reached there, yizhi n ant were there eatin some sushi. Wah when we opened up the catalogue, we were shocked by the prices of the food- a bwl of rice costs $2. My suggestion of Bento almost caused mi 2 get whacked by jm coz it costs $22.

So bo bian we hou ze lian pi n left the restaurant without orderin ani things. We went up 2 the food court but cant find any seat so in the end ended up movin frm sakae sushi n den 2 finally meridian food court. By tat time, i was quite tired liao coz the prev nite gk came my hse 2 stay n we played DOTA n chatted n did gp until very late. The korean food n jap food were veri nice. It realli made mi more slpy n sian after the meal. Wah i realli slpt my way hme on the buses.

2day realli like sport day 4 mi. Woke up early n went sch 2 accompany gk in gymming. 2day quite 4getful 4got 2 bring another set of shirt n later still need 2 go swimmin. I scare the shirt might stink so bo bian i took off my shirt while doin the work out. Anw @ tat time onli gk n mi inside the gym n summore gk nt gay nothing much 2 wrry abt. But nvr did i xpect something so suay 2 happen. While i was doin crunches, mr chay n some PE teachers came in n sort of scolded us 4 treatin the gym like our private gym. tik he will raise tis issue 2 mr lim n i tik i will dio bie pio liao.

After gymmin i rush 2 cck swimmin cmplex 2 go swimmin wif alvin, jm n teck khoon. 2day went there we onli swam like 5 laps n den we juz chatted @ the side of the swimmin pool. @ the same time, we were oso sun-tannin until most of us kenna sun burn. Wah 2day like i owe them 1 million dollars keep splashin water @ mi. Realli bastard! Wah sian the swimmin pool i can onli stand @ certain places or else i will b fully submerged in water. The funniest part is all of us went 2 play the slide. Dunno how they can go dwn the slide so fast. I 1st 1 2 slide in the end kenna kicked by all of them in the slide n all of us ended up landin @ the same time.

After tat, went cck mac 2 study until 9 plus den went hme. Wah the sun burn quite serious. Water splashed on my back oso quite pain. Lie dwn oso pain. The nxt few days confirm jialat.



Friday, October 14, 2005
「 Eric Lim yawns... Friday, October 14, 2005 」

Yesterday quite sad liao after the farewell assembly n the class outing. Sigh didnt expect 2day will receive another sad new. 2day i noe my enlistment date liao. 5 Jan BMTC sch 2. Tis is retribution 4 mi laffin @ kel gettin enlisted on 6th Jan ba! Jm, stanley, alvin n ant oso got 2 get enlisted wif mi on the same day. Howeva, i tik the time 2 go Tekong will b diff 4 all of us except alv n i coz his bday quite near my bday.

It may seem 2 b a gd thing 2 go in early such tat we can get done wif national service fast. Ha gettin in2 sch 2 oso means tat i get a chance of goin in2 the same company s my brother which produces quite a lot of officers n sergeants. Anw sch 1 is 4 Company A-K while sch 2 is 4 Company L-U.

Haiz overall 4 mi, nuthing much 2 be happy abt oso. Dun hav time 2 go 2 work 2 earn some pocket $$. Worst, onli got 1 mth 2 spend time wif my class n @ the same time not 4gettin animal gang n fitness pple. 1 mth realli veri short definitely pass damn quickly n den suddenly hav 2 adapt 2 army life wif the botak head. No matter wad still muz maintain a positive mindset despite the sai we may get or else hav 2 suffer thru out the entire NS. Pple wif attitude prob will b destined 2 suffer more. In army survival, mentality is equally impt 2 physical endurance n strength.

The more class outings we had, the more it will make mi more sad n make mi more miss the times we had 2gether. Ha realli wonderin wad will happen 2 mi on our official last class outing b4 all the guys go Tekong. Suan le the more the merrier. Life has 2 go on so muz learn 2 cope wif it. Tik the recollections of the outings n the times we had will definitely make us look forward n work hard 2 the end of our NS.

Ha again tik 2 much liao. Abt 1 mth 2 A lvl n abt 2 mths plus 2 NS!



Thursday, October 13, 2005
「 Eric Lim yawns... Thursday, October 13, 2005 」

2 wks nvr blog liao. Aiya bo bian quite lazy oso summore nuthing much 2 write everyday life oso abt the same go sch den go hme den slp. Tat gk keep kbin 2 update my blog. Haha c'mon i m those tutu guy nt like him so romantic n full of chee hong stuffs 2 express out on his blog.

Tis wk veri happenin bcoz last wk of sch liao. On wed we ordered a swensen ice cream cake in order 2 celebrate lao shi 30th bday. Erm the design looks super childish lar but bo bian it is requested by yizhi lar. Haha. Wah when i 1st look @ the design on the catalogue, a phrase which i didnt use 4 a long time juz appeared on my mind. TGPWOL! Luckily lao shi liked the cake despite the design. Unfortunately the words tat appeared on the cake was Aces 4 A's! instead of Happy Bday Mr Lim which i called 2 change the initial one. Mayb they 4got abt it liao. Again heng mr lim dun mind. The swensen ice cream cake came wif a cool box filled wif dry ice 2 ensure tat the cake dun melt 4 six hrs! Ha we took the dry ice out n play. Wah lao i gong gong held 1 piece of dry ice tightly n sort of burnt my hand coz they said wad dry ice damn cold n will kill some of the skin cells when u hold it tightly n thus causin the burnt. Afterall, realli got 2 thx every1 frm 04S72 frm turnin up despite tat day is actually a waste of time 2 come 2 sch.

2day went 2 sch quite early 4 farewell assembly. Get back all our official documents. B4 the start of the assembly richard gave mi a card n wei chen n hf oso made a card 4 mi. i oso received a spatula with some comments frm hp n cheryl. Wah the more i read abt the contents of these cards, the more i feel sad abt leavin the class n the more i miss the times we spent 2gether s a klass. @ the same time keep tellin myself still got chalet dun wrry so much. Anw realli got 2 thx them 4 their efforts n their comments abt mi. Some of the comments i realli dang dan bu qi. Quite pai sei i didnt do anithing 4 them xcept 4 payin 4 their gifts. The gers shld realli thx wg, ant n aaron instead of us 4 their gifts coz they took time frm their revision 2 go town 2 look 4 diff gifts 4 diff ger. The assembly was so so onli nt veri touchin oso. Den went 4 civics n all of us on takin photo craze, go arnd takin photos wif 1 another. Ha i oso dun realli hav a habit of takin photo wif others so after a while went 2 look 4 those fitness pple n tok cock. Bloody hell say wack gk wan in the end fujin tp n weixiong pull mi in2 his klass n wack mi. Luckily tat gk didnt join in or else i end up in the toilet kenna hose again. After tat mr lim gave mi n exco members gifts which is a Parker pen wif our names engraved on it. Shld b quite ex ba! Den listen 2 mr lim sharing his experience wif us.

After tat, both jm n i went outside the hall 2 meet wif the remainin klass pple n den made our way 2 Taka 4 our lunch. After our lunch, we went 2 the coffebean @ basement 1 2 use the vouchers we won durin the national day amazin race. Tis is the 1st time i patronize coffee bean so i went 2 try caramel. After tat i tik i can start 2 breed ants in my toilet bowl coz caramel was veri sweet. shld hav ordered expresso in the 1st place. After tat we went 2 kbox. Haha always go kbox confirm veri funny. Rich always will hav his yan chang hui by standin on top of the seat 2 sing. With him arnd, durin singin, can realli hav alot of sound effects veri funni. Ha i sang like rushin 4 reincarnation liddat, tryin 2 beat the karaoke system's spd. Sigh i still cant get rid of my ku qiang s it is realli like a habit liao. 2day nt bad can sing shi kang jun_huo guang without much zhao xia. Most of the guys sang 2 our heart content esp kah hong haha. Aaron can oso sing chi songs 2. The gers oso nt bad. Hp sang great duet wif jm while the crescentians sang Jie Kou veri well. Ha almost doze off in the rm coz it was quite cosy @ 1st. After a while, dunno y the temperature suddenly bcame veri cold, intead of slpin i began 2 shiver. Wah @ the same time stomach pain sia n summore got a lot of gas 2 leak. Instead of leakin i kek until quite jialat. When i reached hme, my pant supposed 2 b nt veri tight but tik due 2 the accumulated gas, my pant bcame sibei tight. Wah the feelin was sensational after breakin a loud wind in my rm. But strangely nt much stench oso haha!

Tian di xia mei you bu shan de yan xi. I hav 2 admit tat it is realli veri sad 2 part frm tis united n best class i had since pri sch wif the wonderful lot of classmates. Howeva, we will definitely keep in contact even though i bcome a botak recruit. I will b willin 2 sacrifice my weekend bookout rest day 2 go out wif u all if u all wan. Ha tik 2 far liao. Time 2 pia hard 4 A lvl liao. fter tat, 04s72 pls attend the chalet hor. Tat will den realli b our farewell liao.



Saturday, October 01, 2005
「 Eric Lim yawns... Saturday, October 01, 2005 」

2day woke up quite late n thus got 2 rush 2 Oriental Marina 4 the air force seminar. Luckily my dad picked mi up @ newton or else i confirmed coz i dun realli noe where it is located. Act supposed 2 go wif alv n jm. Howeva, last wk, 1 officer called mi n asked mi 2 go 4 the mornin wan den i blur blur agreed so 2day mi 1 person sat there quite sian lar.

After registration, the seminar started. 2day seminar mainly talked abt the careers available 4 A lvl graduates in RSAF n the SAF scholarships n the army sign on application n QnA. The available careers r pilot, weapon system officer (ADA, UAV, FTR n C3) n air engineer officers. I definitely out 4 pilot liao since i dun kenna the selection test. Ha but i heard tat WSO(FTR) can oso sit in fighter jet n they r the 1 tat aim n destroy target wif missles nt the pilot(they juz fly the jets). So i was like tell myself wah got hope liao @ least can shoot enemy n sit in fighter jet in air force. Sigh my happiness was shortlived. When they moved on 2 the nxt slide, requirement 4 both pilot n WSO(FTR) min height 162-190cm. Whereas heng my vision is <500 or else nt even suitable 4 ani air force careers. Now i can onli b WSO(ADA), the 1 tat in charge of air defense 2 shoot AA gun or anti air missile @ enemies, WSO(C3), the 1 tat stays @ ctrl twr n read coordinates on radar or lastly WSO(UAV), the 1 tat ctrl some intelligence stuffs by usin some remote ctrls. All these seem dull 4 mi 4 me. Sigh in conclusion air force nt suitable 4 short pple who realli wan some thrills in NS like mi. Ha again, the reality is harsh on short pple. Nvm since air force nt suitable i shall try 2 excel in Navy or Army lor.

2day oso talk abt SAF scholarship. Most of the scholarships r applicable 2 students tat hav 4 A subj lar n onli a few r suitable 2 3 subj pple like mi. Nvm @ least there r some n the offers r quite gd n the bond yrs nt veri long oso. After all the seminar stuffs den we had QnA session lar. Some of the qns asked r qutie funny lar. One person asked if u r pilot will u hav time 2 spend wif family n another person asked is it there ani risk or danger in being a pilot. Ha they asked tis type of qns in the end kenna some funny replies. After tat rushed dwn 2 toa payoh 2 mug wif gk. Wah toa payoh realli food heaven realli a lot of delicacies 4 u 2 go there n try out. 2day we had laksa n fried oysters which r damn delicious. After tat went LJS 2 mug until evenin den went hme lor. Anw pple continue 2 mug hard n strive hard 4 ure A lvl.