Lame n idiotic: June 2005

Friday, June 17, 2005

Wed finally got an outin wif animal gang. Super pai sei long time nvr go out wif them bcoz of fitness n sch works. tat day mornin i gek kiang, supposed 2 take a bus 2 tampines but ended up nvr consult pple n took a wrong bus n ended up in Sengkang. but heng sengkang got bus 2 go tampines. Tat time, kel, wy, sj, kc n sh all turned up n we made our way 2 changi jetty 2 go 2 ubin. ha u all muz b tikin tat i muz hav fallen in love wif ubin liao camp go ubin outing oso go ubin i siao liao ar. but actually ubin is quite a nice place xcept 4 the mosquitoes lar. ha tat day nvr oso pack bag ended up bring stuffs frm last ubin trips includin lite sticks. luckily got bring army insect repellent n mosquito coil. tis time i m quite proud tat i m nt a heavy burden 2 them in ubin liao coz i can cycle liao. Howeva, still a small burden coz i still cant cycle upslope n they hav 2 wait 4 mi 2 push up the slope. aniwae alot of funny things happened tat day. dunno whether kel is cursed or wad everytime go ubin confirm got something happen 2 him. when comin dwn slope after goin 2 kekek quarry he applied the front brake wif 1 hand without applyin the back brake. in the end his bike turned 360 deg b4 crashin 2 the bush. Damn dramatic! After tat incident we went jalan noordin 2 pluck durian usin long branches. den got a native told us tat durian tat did not fall r nt ripe n we shld go in2 the forest 2 pick those tat hav dropped. Eventually, we finally found 1 tat smelled nice on the grnd. Den we made our way 2 chek jawa. Wah tat sj i tik our 8th character crashed or wad. go out wif him i confirm will sustain injury. last time drag mi on the grnd while he was cyclin. tis time saw a cat den said he saw a tiger n braked suddenly. in the end i siam n ended up crashin in2 a bush n get spiked by some plants' thorns. realli gan suay 2 thorns stayed quite deep inside my flesh n i had 2 use my fingers 2 pluck them out coz no tweezers. after cyclin we went back 2 mainland n went coasta sand 2 swim n bathe. Tat day we realli tok alot of crap, mock @ each other n sort of xu xu ju. Can c tat all of us enjoyed ourselves durin the outin. tat day almost had an opportunity 2 look @ wy new gf. but when we left airport she smsed him tat she juz arrived 2 fetch her sister. ha wad a waste! aniwae now no more cca liao can hav more animal gang outin liao. sian ar 4 the rest of the day study oso study abit. Keep tellin myself 2 study but ended up lackin tat discipline, just lie on sofa n switch tv channel. 3 subj juz hav a touch on them n exam is due in 1 wk time. keep tikin abt after A lvl life n army life. Realli knn ccb can sum1 just giv mi a wake up call?

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Finally the last camp in Ubin 4 mi s a fitness club member. Abt 10 JC1 turned up 4 tis camp n we splited them up 2 3 grps. Once we reached ubin we became coolies 2 do physical hard labour s we need 2 carry all our barang barangs 2 noordin beach which is abt 3-5km frm the jetty. After tat, the jc1s carry on wif their trekkin while hongming n i went 2 prepare 4 the nite activities by cycling 2 places 2 plant clue. Sibei suay coz s i went dwn a slope i went 2 crash a signboard n caused hm 2 crash oso. Luckily i juz had minor cut while hm didnt sustain ani injury. Den, i went hme by walkin back 2 the jetty coz the other day got med checkup. Wah i realli piang back 2 the jetty s @ tat time ubin goin 2 b dark liao n summore i quite dark n thus will b quite difficult 4 vehicles 2 spot @ nite. Den 2nd day mornin went cmpb 4 checkup. Wah reached there n saw alot of nerds n malay pple. Heng got alvin 2 accompany mi or else confirm bored 2 death! Went thru audi n eye test, dental, x-ray, blood n urine test,blood pressure, EPG, height n weight takin. Ha now i realli 160cm liao frm wad the machine had detected. after all the norm tests, had 2 wait 2 go in2 rm 4 consultation which is realli veri long. while waitin alvin n i went 2 get a magazine n ha saw a malay horny bastard takin a few FHM magazines. Soon my turn went in stripped, coughed n answered a few qns den come out. In addition, i was oso told tat my EPG is diff frm others, dunno wad right vascular block which made mi a bit worried but tis didnt affect my PES. tis onli take abt 5min n realli dunno y some pple can take more than 20min. Shld b either they gay or got probs wif their body. didnt go 4 a computer test n heard frm a officer tat the test results r used 2 select pilot. S i didnt aspire 2 b a pilot, i anihow do the test lor. wah fuck alvin no need 2 do survey while i gan suay needed 2 do a 1 hr survey. In the end, we managed 2 leave 2gether even though alvin arrived later than mi @ cmpb. Straight after tat, went 4 lunch n chiong straight 2 ubin 4 camp. 4 2nd nite jc1 got 2 do solo walk n solo nite. 4 jc2, we needed 2 do hidin in the bushes 2 monitor the jc1 n patrollin. thru the hidin saw quite a no of JC1s get freaked out n 1 of them had 2 use stop every step 2 use lightstick 2 shine his path. Got once when a jc1 just walked past us 1 whole grp of wild boars came out n crossed the path. wah heng they didnt barge in2 the jc1 n us. 4 third day went back sch n slacked den had a sumptuous dinner followed by zhong ji mi ma. After tat, went hme @ 11 wif hongming coz nxt day we got stuffs. Tis mornin sent my brother 2 Tekong 4 enlistment wif my parents. We got a tour arnd Tekong n looked @ their faccilities. Den witnessed the oath takin ceremony n talk, followed by lunch wif my brother. Wah the food the recruits goin 2 get is damn nice n alot lar. like 2day, they get 2 eat rice wif corn, chicken drumstick, pork chop, mashed potato, bread, cream soup, orange juice n tou hua 4 desert. Ha i realli feel like goin earlier 4 enlistment liao. overall, my brother seemed sad n sian s he cant find any1 he noe n he will lose his freedom n pink IC 4 2 yrs. Ha no more afternoon nap 4 him liao but tonnes of trainin. In the long run, i tik army will b a valueable exp 4 him n he will become much fitter. I oso hope tat he will be safe n persever on. Frm 2day experience, hope tat i can get over A lvl quickly n tried a new style of living tat focused on discipline n regimentation in the army n can realli chiong sua liao in army. In abt 6 mths time, i will oso b goin 4 army liao n hopefully, can get exempted frm BMTC n get in2 better units like commandos n divers. With tis in my mind, i had 2 train hard 4 my standin board jump, startin frm 2ml n continue on my routine trainin. At the same time, got 2 study 4 block test 2 liao. Wah 2day blog realli 2 long liao. Time 2 end liao. All the best 4 ure studyin 4 BT2.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

4 the last wk spent much of my time in ubin n sch 4 dry run instead of revision @ hme. S tis time i in charge of nite activities n finance, ha so durin the day activities, i can stay @ HQ n slack. Surprisingly, mr lim decided 2 use tat time 2 teach mi 2 cycle. when i heard tat, i tot he siao coz learn cyclin in ubin can die coz alot of steep slope n the road is nt relatively flat. in the end, i told myself y nt giv it a try instead of remain the eric which alwaes get mocked @ 4 nt knowin how 2 cycle. wah tat day weehon, gk n mr lim kept pushin mi n encouragin mi without failin. after quite some time, i can maintain balance n cycle liao n all this hav 2 thx the 3 of them. @ nite all of us had solo nite in the forest. The 2nd day went on another recce wif jm usin bike. Durin tis recce, jm guided mi more on bike ridin which is realli beneficial. Tat day sibei suay dunno eat wad coz mi lao sai @ ubin. Luckily got toilet paper or else i tik i realli need 2 use my hand liao. Tis time dry run shorter 2 days onli such tat we can go hme rest n prepare 4 the actual camp. den 2day mornin celebrated my bro 21 yrs old bday. We went 2 my grandma hse n catered some food. tis occassion is like family day coz every1 in the family turned up. Had a nice chat wif all my cousins xcept 4 my baby cousin. Kept playin wif my spiked hair n almost drool on2 it lar. on our way back hme, my bro muz b 2 happy liao such tat he didnt spot a cat poo n he stepped rite on2 it lar. tis was realli the 1st time i heard a bday boy steppin on shit. sian ar 2ml goin ubin liao better stop n go pack bag liao...

Friday, June 03, 2005

Erm abt 2 wks nvr blog liaon 2day just came back frm ubin. Ha 18 yrs old liao can finally drink n buy alcohols despite my height lar. Summore can go massage shop n let pple do massage. Tis yr quite diff frm last fw yrs coz i never kenna beaten by any1. In addition i receive veri useful gifts- a water bag n gym glove frm some s72 n fitness guys, a wallet frm s72 gers. i can use water bag 2 drink while trekkin, solve my handling prob wif dumb bells due 2 sweaty palms by the gloves, a new wallet 2 replace an old n spoilt wallet which i was reluctant 2 change initially. Realli thoughtful of them n i m realli got 2 thx them alot. On tat day there was oso klass bbq. Howeva, s i was damn hungry, alvin brought us 2 eat a well-known prawn noodle after we started the fire. Wah tat prawn noodle super value 4 money n realli delicious. Kaoz tat day dunno who boliao anyhw say thing abt mi almost piss mi off. Den the gers discovered us eatin other stuffs instead of the bbq food so we pretended tat we quarrelled wif 1 another when we went back 2 the pit after the light dinner. Wah den alot of pple kept askin mi y i so unhappy tat nite. Actually, i was tired after the entire day n summore tat wk almost every day didnt slp well n it is nt bcoz of .............. guys shld noe ba. Tat nite realli enjoyable even though i was tired. Play soccer wif our klass guys which is damn fun. Den ate abt 10 chicken wings n a few satays.After tat bbq, we went 2 watch Madagascar in cineleisure. Wah tat 4 spastic animals reach tat island , i dozed off liao. When i woke up, den credits liao. Waste my $$ sia! Den all of us took a nap @ cine couches. Tat was the time i found a big discovery. Finally i cld find a person who snored the loudest so far. His snore sounds like the combination of sumthing stuck in his throat n pig grunt. Ha sibei solid such tat he woke quite a number of us lar. Initially i was shocked by his snorin coz i tot he suffocated. Despite tat , i still can slp lar coz fitness camp got 1 whole grp of pple snorin i oso can tahan. After tat, we all went hme coz some green clubbers got 2 go back 2 sch. Overall, tat day is realli enjoyable n fun even though i was overcome by fatigue.