Lame n idiotic: SISPEC 1st wk

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Reached Pasir Laba camp @ abt 9.30 liddat den waited like 10 plus den went in2 sispec. When i looked in2 the noticeboard, damn sian all my orion sect mate went other coys but still got some of my plt mate in my coy. I ended up in E coy. Ha E 4 Echo n Eric. Quite coincidentally i ended up in plt 2 n slp on bed 8 again but tis time in sect 1. @ least my coy got pple i noe like alex, yuqiang, melvin, seng yu, weikean, shengjie, weiheng, alan, xianghan n bernard. Heng ar my buddy is my Sa 1st 3 mth og mate n he is oso called yong sheng. Haha!

Overall, SISPEC veri new. We r the 2nd batch usin the buildins. All the faccilities veri new shower cubicle oso got doors liao. Nw even provide bus svc 2 boon lay 4 both bk in n bk out. My bro oso same camp s me but suay dun hav such privilege. He nw in thailand playin "laser quest" wif commando. Hopefully, can meet him in pasir laba camp when he come back.

Most imptly, the food there better than tekong one. Everyday confirm will hav fish, chicken wing or drumstick, veg, soup, fruit n syrup drink while breakfast got 2 menus 2 let us choose. On some of the days, oso got nice food like orh nee, green bean soup n even ice cream.

Almost all the sergeants r gd lar despite all r regulars . They will joke wif us n tok cock wif us wan. They r nt unreasonable so far lar s they bother 2 tell us y we get punished instead of juz askin us 2 knock it dwn out of sudden. Ha they got wide vulgarities vocab n scold veri funny stuff. Didnt noe got "chibu" tis vulgarity wan. Chiobu got lar but tis is gd term. Haha! Den FS dun stand 4 fitness specialist but stand 4 fuck spider. Dunno y of all animals they choose spider. Ha mayb can bcome spiderman sia. If u stare 2 the grnd, u will kena kb like "Eh wad u doin? Countin ure cock hair ar!"

All the warrant officers oso veri frenly type. Got 1 warrant is my lion dance coach last time. i like 6 yrs nvr go liondance dun tik he recognise me liao plus the cock-up hairstyle nw.

Trng wise so far so gd. Every mornin 5bx some day got 5bx wif 2.4km run. Den gt AGR, Spd trngin, Strgth trngin. i kena grp A 4 AGR n Spd trngin(60:120) due 2 2.4 timin. Wah the commando warrant officer lead us n he damn fast lar. Imagine a abt 40 yrs old person run much faster than a grp of 19 yrs old guys lar. Spd trngin is the best! Sprint 4 60s n rest 4 120s 4 13 times den after got 11 laps shuttle run plus commando warrant leads us. Everyday got @ least 2 chin up regime 2 pull ure max before every meal. Wah the pushup i did in sispec since the 1st day is already much more than my entire bmt. Got 1 day my plt did abt total 400 pushups due 2 punishment n lost of bet 2 sgts.

Tis wk passed all my tactical handlin tests 4 some weapons wif quite gd result. Get a $3 haircut 2 cut 4 by 2 by 1 which is something like ure top got some hair but side n back is botak. Super weird. Had TSR test oso. Wah tis wk almost get confinement due 2 an messy blanket durin sudden stand by area. Dunno y in the end dun hav lar. b4 bk out got ippt cat test. Tis time got improved finally attained a silver. Hweva, s usual all 5 pts xcept sbj. Nw got 2 squeeze 9 more cm 4 a gold.

Nxt wk realli GG liao. My sect com who is a Guardsman is back 2 take our section. Guard is nt those camp or security guards. They r infantries who r commando trained but lesser pay. Nxt wk still got SOC run dwn. Every wkend most likely got essay 4 us 2 write like tis wk write abt role of commander. The worst of all is the pass out day 4 BSLC is on my bday n b4 tat day got 28km road march. By tat time dun tik got energy 2 celebrate. Bobian got 2 use the army fav phrase: suck thumb.