「 Eric Lim yawns... Saturday, March 25, 2006 」

Reached Pasir Laba camp @ abt 9.30 liddat den waited like 10 plus den went in2 sispec. When i looked in2 the noticeboard, damn sian all my orion sect mate went other coys but still got some of my plt mate in my coy. I ended up in E coy. Ha E 4 Echo n Eric. Quite coincidentally i ended up in plt 2 n slp on bed 8 again but tis time in sect 1. @ least my coy got pple i noe like alex, yuqiang, melvin, seng yu, weikean, shengjie, weiheng, alan, xianghan n bernard. Heng ar my buddy is my Sa 1st 3 mth og mate n he is oso called yong sheng. Haha!

Overall, SISPEC veri new. We r the 2nd batch usin the buildins. All the faccilities veri new shower cubicle oso got doors liao. Nw even provide bus svc 2 boon lay 4 both bk in n bk out. My bro oso same camp s me but suay dun hav such privilege. He nw in thailand playin "laser quest" wif commando. Hopefully, can meet him in pasir laba camp when he come back.

Most imptly, the food there better than tekong one. Everyday confirm will hav fish, chicken wing or drumstick, veg, soup, fruit n syrup drink while breakfast got 2 menus 2 let us choose. On some of the days, oso got nice food like orh nee, green bean soup n even ice cream.

Almost all the sergeants r gd lar despite all r regulars . They will joke wif us n tok cock wif us wan. They r nt unreasonable so far lar s they bother 2 tell us y we get punished instead of juz askin us 2 knock it dwn out of sudden. Ha they got wide vulgarities vocab n scold veri funny stuff. Didnt noe got "chibu" tis vulgarity wan. Chiobu got lar but tis is gd term. Haha! Den FS dun stand 4 fitness specialist but stand 4 fuck spider. Dunno y of all animals they choose spider. Ha mayb can bcome spiderman sia. If u stare 2 the grnd, u will kena kb like "Eh wad u doin? Countin ure cock hair ar!"

All the warrant officers oso veri frenly type. Got 1 warrant is my lion dance coach last time. i like 6 yrs nvr go liondance dun tik he recognise me liao plus the cock-up hairstyle nw.

Trng wise so far so gd. Every mornin 5bx some day got 5bx wif 2.4km run. Den gt AGR, Spd trngin, Strgth trngin. i kena grp A 4 AGR n Spd trngin(60:120) due 2 2.4 timin. Wah the commando warrant officer lead us n he damn fast lar. Imagine a abt 40 yrs old person run much faster than a grp of 19 yrs old guys lar. Spd trngin is the best! Sprint 4 60s n rest 4 120s 4 13 times den after got 11 laps shuttle run plus commando warrant leads us. Everyday got @ least 2 chin up regime 2 pull ure max before every meal. Wah the pushup i did in sispec since the 1st day is already much more than my entire bmt. Got 1 day my plt did abt total 400 pushups due 2 punishment n lost of bet 2 sgts.

Tis wk passed all my tactical handlin tests 4 some weapons wif quite gd result. Get a $3 haircut 2 cut 4 by 2 by 1 which is something like ure top got some hair but side n back is botak. Super weird. Had TSR test oso. Wah tis wk almost get confinement due 2 an messy blanket durin sudden stand by area. Dunno y in the end dun hav lar. b4 bk out got ippt cat test. Tis time got improved finally attained a silver. Hweva, s usual all 5 pts xcept sbj. Nw got 2 squeeze 9 more cm 4 a gold.

Nxt wk realli GG liao. My sect com who is a Guardsman is back 2 take our section. Guard is nt those camp or security guards. They r infantries who r commando trained but lesser pay. Nxt wk still got SOC run dwn. Every wkend most likely got essay 4 us 2 write like tis wk write abt role of commander. The worst of all is the pass out day 4 BSLC is on my bday n b4 tat day got 28km road march. By tat time dun tik got energy 2 celebrate. Bobian got 2 use the army fav phrase: suck thumb.

「 Eric Lim yawns... Friday, March 17, 2006 」

In the western part of S'pore
Tat's a place where i belong
Where i train 2 b a specialist
Tat is SISPEC

Posted 2 SISPEC Infantry. Ha everyday can hey ya oh ah infantry ya...... n will b seein tat kb master warrant. Haiz dunno whether the postin is something 2 b happy abt. Gd news is tat i m posted 2 a command sch. Bad news is tat i didnt get posted 2 OCS which means my local study award scholarship gone case liao. Quite disappointed abt the big loss. Sigh nw quite hard 2 get another scholarship wif my result.

Nxt mon 8.30 got 2 bring all those barang barang in again damn alot. Hopefully can get in2 the same company, same plt, same section s alex, stanley, andy chew n those fall out boys who go SISPEC. I tik the chance will b higher 4 fall out boys coz our bday quite near 2 each other if SISPEC organises accordin 2 our bday. Ha no more when the cold wind blows liao. Nw is when the cold water blows. Haha! Anw heard frm my plt sgt tat we wont hav confinement @ SISPEC. Heng ar!

Abt5-6 mths of trngin 2 b a sergeant. Ha dunno whether i will end up being a bastard or welfare sergeant. Nw onli left wif 1 chance: the transition process in which some specialist can convert frm SISPEC 2 OCS. Hope i can excel well in SISPEC n proceed 2 OCS n apply 4 LSA again. If nt, being a Guard specilist wif khaki beret oso nt bad. Pple goin OCS endure ure 9mths trngin in SAFTI. Pple goin SISPEC, Let's Suffer In Silence Plus Extra Confinement lor!

「 Eric Lim yawns... Wednesday, March 15, 2006 」

Yesterday went sentosa wif yk, chan, andy, alv, weicheng, kaizhi n boonkeng. Pai sei pple made u all wait 4 me 4 quite long hor. So end up blanjah them sugarcane juice @ the hawker centre. We had lunch n @ the same time andy told us abt the NS regular aka robber who cannot run story. Den boarded the bus 2 sentosa.

Tis is the 1st time i went sentosa beach 2 enjoy instead of conductin amazin race. Ha along the way, kz kept kbin a ger who said wad the wrld has bccome. Spk of the devil we realli met the ger while we were wlkin 2wards the beach. Upon reachin we went 2 play beach volleyball. Wah the sand super hot n we were realli like 热锅里的蚂蚁. Den tat kz: Walau eh u all r damn fuckin gay! Ha we ignored n wore slippers. Den we had a fun n competitive game of soccer wif some guys.

The intense heat soon made every1 go in2 the water xcept me. Ha i 4got 2 bring xtra underwear 2 change so i hesitated 4 a while. But in the end, i heck care n juz went in2 the water 2 play monkey wif them. Again, kz: Walau eh eric u damn fuckin gay leh! Initially we wanted 2 kayak but the person dun allow. Hweva we saw some pple kayakin n bk n alv went 2 kb the person until he let us kayak 4 1 hr.

All of us went 4 kayakin xcept 4 kz n wc. wc dun wan n kz said he will get seasick. Walau eh damn fuckin gay! Haha! i kayak wif yk n tat was my 2nd time kayakin. Tis time finally noe hw 2 halt n change direction n thus history of causin my fren 2 capsize n let pencil-like mangrove rts poke in2 his ass wont happen liao. "Walau eh the lifeguard sibei kaobei just like the master warrant." Haha! Yk juz stood up on the kayak den tat lifeguard immediately use loudhaler 2 OEI! Anw kayakin is damn fun somemore can train ure arm. Hopefully nxt time can hav more chances 2 go kayakin.

We went 4 another rnd of beach volleyball. Ha i tik i more cut out 2 b a ball picker rather than a beach volleyballer. Ha I can realli serve frm the left side of the court 2 the left side of another court n out. When the ball came 2 me, i shouted Wo de wo de wo de... tat kz again: Walau eh eric u r damn fuckin gay! Ha thru out the game he kept repeatin his fav line almost on every1. Damn funny! Den bk started the "Walau eh u pple r damn selfish!" Haha demostration Alpha sia! When the cold wind blows...... Hahaha!

After changin we left sentosa n bk, kz n andy went 2 meet up wif their gfs, leavin the AAB pple behind. Thus, we went cineleisure Galilee 2 hav our dinner. The food there r quite nice. Den we went 2 L9 2 play CS. Wah cs source is damn realistic nw graphic super chio. But when u kena flash the effect sucks! After tat hme sweet hme.

2day juz got back the photos n i had alreadi posted them up in my imagestation. U can click on the link on the left 2 go n hav a look @ the photos. Sian since POP until nw, i had spent abt 100 bucks on food n transportation inclusive of abt 15 bucks spent on pool, kayak n sentosa. Thus, 2day went 2 rent vcd 2 keep myself occupy @ hme. Nw can onli look 4ward 2 my postin n tis sat plt bbq. 04s72 still wan class outin tis wk?

「 Eric Lim yawns... Sunday, March 12, 2006 」

Since POP, almost everyday goin out instead of stayin @ hse. Luckily still got time 2 watch my SBO, helmet and field pack. All thx 2 the tekong ckhse food, when i went out, c anithing oso feel like eatin esp noodles. Ended up almost hav abt 5 meals per day. Ha later end up like the recruits in eagle coy. The worst of all is my coughin is back. Super sian 1/2....

4 the past 2 days went 2 NTU n NUS open hse. But on sat went 2 atten ms koh's wedding. Anw tis was my 1st time attendin church weddin so was quite amazed by some of the stuffs tat occurred like pple suddenly put their 2 hands in the air. Can c tat the married couple were veri happy n all of us felt happy 4 them 2. The pastor realli gave a veri gd tok n advice on successful marriage. Ha no matter wad, s my plt AAB club founder, i tell myself still got long way 2 go!

After tat went ntu 4 open hse. Both the business talk n engineerin talk quite zai n informative. Dunno y NTU realli like 2 boast abt their rankin better than NUS n SMU n its graduates employment rate n startin pay better than other Uni. Visited the booths n exhibitions n asked some qns rgdin some of the courses n left the place liao.

Den 2day went NUS wan. NUS seems quite modest nvr realli boast abt their achievements. But their business pple like quite jialat. We went 2 their booth got no qns 2 ask they like forced us 2 come up wif qns 2 ask them. When tokin 2 1 of the engin prof, bcoz of my ht, his saliva kept landin on my face s he toked. Super disgustin. We oso visited the faculty of engineerin b4 we left NUS. Ha tis 2 days noticed tat most of the profs r bald n their head super shiny machaim everyday got brush shine. Nxt time shld come up wif a course like haircare engineerin. After tat, went jp wif jm n alv 2 watch our 1st M18 show, underworld: evolution. It is a nice show wif gd plot but hav some gore scenes n sex scenes.

Shortlisted chem engin, environmental engin n business s my desired courses n most likely puttin chem engin s 1st choice 4 both NTU n NUS. When i tell pple tat i consider environ engin, they will laff @ me n giv comments like wah protect ure grass ar, hav greener pasture 4 u 2 graze or do sewage pipe or dig sai kang ar. Ha damn cock! Nw realli hope tat all those 4As pple go overseas 2 study n leave more vacancies 4 pple who didnt do so well. Tik 2ml better apply 4 my course n go develop army photos b4 my plt mates realli stripped me when we go Sentosa tis tues. Kk pple hope tat u will get the uni course tat u wan.

「 Eric Lim yawns... Thursday, March 09, 2006 」

Yeah graduated frm bmtc sch2 liao n can proudly say tat i m Private YS Lim. 4 the few nites b4 the day we had our POP, our whole sect will gather, eat tibbits n tok cock n even tok abt the yr bk of diff schs until quite late b4 we go n slp even though lights off. Didnt noe some sch r quite jialat until my fren use Undead or Orc 2 describe their sch gers. They realli like sa yr bk alot n kept sayin tat me alv veri blessed 2 b in such sch but we dun realli tik so leh. Ha mayb 我们身在福中不知福. Ha got quite a no of pple tik my pw female members quite chio lor. Dunno whether i shld feel proud of them ar nt 4 the uncountable no of tgpwol i say b4. Hahaha okok juz jkin onli. Tbpwol k!

1 nite we tok abt our gay encounter. Calvin is the best coz got gay whose towel is wrapped arnd his lower waist masturbated in front of him. Wah tat is enuff 4 us 2 even puke out our dinner. My gay encounter in gym is nt so jialat than him.

The last nite all of us on stand by 2 blanket party 1 person but end up strippin me bcoz of me misplacin the camera in2 aaron's cupboard. Initially the 1 2 kena is aaron thong, kai zhi but den the aarowhead suddenly shifted 2 me. Super sian small size pple always kena. 2 make matter worst alv's sect pple plus alv oso come help my sect pple out while sect 1 n sect 2 plus sergeants enjoyed the show outside. Startin almost run awy but enemy firepwr 2 strong plus the door is locked n i get stripped until left underwear. Wah den they put toothpaste n apply yoko yoko on my upper body n pour alot of prickly heat in2 my underwear. After bathin i still can feel all those yoko yoko heat over my body n heng they nvr apply yoko yoko in2 my underwear.

On the POP day, realli got 2 thx my parents who took all the trouble 2 come all the way 2 tekong 2 watch the parade. 2 bad got 2 tickets or else can ask more pple 2 come. The parade was a success! 2 mark the end of bmt, we threw our jockey cap which our parents put up 4 us in2 the air in joy. After tat photo-takin session wif my plt pple. Ha finally can take photo wif my plt sergeant who can onli put his hand on my shlder in the whole plt bcoz of his height.

@ tat time quite happy 2 graduate frm bmtc but sad 2 depart frm a wonderful plt. Frm tat day onwards, when i wake up, will onli c walls instead of 11 familar pple who went thru thick n thin wif u, sing wif u, kena punished wif u, cocked wif u, yayapapaya wif u, eat wif u, pee wif u, shit wif u n even bathe wif u. 2 mths may seem short but our bond s a sect n plt has definitely strengthened alot.

Immediately nxt day after POP, we went aaron thong hse 4 bbq but sadly we onli managed 2 get plt sgt wong, sgt eton n some sect 3 n 4 pple 2 go. The food was gd n the drink was gd all thx 2 mingwei n kai zhi. We had fun by havin mahjong session plus tok cock session n watch Jarhead. Jarhead is a movie abt US marine recruit goin 2 war durin the 1st US-Iraq war. Ha US recruit life is 1000 times worst than s'pore rec life. S a US rec, u will b bombarded wif tonnes of vulgarities plus tough n harsher trainin. O/a the movie nt bad lar but just b4 i finished the whole show, got 2 leave or else cant catch last train.

Ha nxt wk will hav another plt bbq after the postin result came out plus may hav a sentosa trip. Hopefully, every1 will b posted 2 the unit they wan. Sian durin FFI, the MO say my blood pressure abit high but heng he still say i m fit 4 command sch. Any1 noe hw 2 lower blood pressure pls help me. Thx alot.

「 Eric Lim yawns... Sunday, March 05, 2006 」

Wed mornin woke up damn suay got feverish feelin. 37.8 was the temp so i quickly took some panadol plus my lung inflammation medicine den go SAV met wif our class pple. We stayed @ the cafe 4 quite sometime b4 goin up 2 the hall 2 get our result. Once we went up n sat 4 abt 3min, the principal asked us 2 queue up 2 take our result. @ tat time, didnt tik much coz my fever is like affectin mi more. Got my result n was quite pleased n abit unexpected.

Den i blur blur walk here n there 4 quite sometime in the sch b4 leavin the sch. By the time i reach hme, got 2 rush n packed my stuff 2 bk in. Upon bkin in, i faster go n rest. The nxt mornin woke up n was relieved fever gone. Suay early in the mornin got CO parade. Thruout the whole parade we r 2 remain stationary n cant move. Halfway thru the parade, my vision began 2 blur n felt damn nauseous n felt like vommiting. The pple in front of mi oso began 2 sway left n right a bit. i was like goin 2 black out. My sgt fav quote: It's all on ure mind n tat's wad tat last mi out thruout the parade eventually. hweva, s we were drawin arms, i was like siting dwn n dozin off.

Den we all went 4 our 1st graduation parade rehearsal. Heng tis time dun hav feelin of blackin out but i still feel quite uneasy. After tat went back coy line n prepared 4 games day. i joined the human obstacle race in which i will do human wheelbarrow wif my fren. Sigh 2 bad we get 4th so nvr win anithing. Tis yr Leopard which is a PES C coy is the o/a champion while orion 2nd. Since tis yr orion organised games day, the 1 2 do the sai kang is oso our company. After the gamesday, i was like damn shagged n my breathin is like quite jialat n a bit chest pain. i didnt inform any1 abt it n went 4 the recruits' evening.

The recruits' evening was quite ok. Got bands singin, pple playin yoyo n even fire. Last but nt least, got performance by SAFmusic drama grp. mostly their performance is sing n dance. Ha @ the same time, i finally noe where those guys who admit they r gays durin the cmpb med checkup end up in. Got 1 male performer nvr zip up his pants still can smile n dance on the stage, makin himself the laughin stock of the day. 2wards the end, every1 began 2 stand up 2 dance n tat is the time when light pple like me began 2 b lifted up n tossed arnd. Tat day realli pushed myself over the limit n was damn heng nuthing happened.

The nxt day had graduation rehearsal again followed by our graduation 24k road march. Feelin much better wif my breathin n no more chest pain so decided nt 2 report sick n go 4 the 24k rd march. Luckily the whole plt kept singin thruout the whole rd march or else alot of us will b bored 2 death. The SIT test site super jialat. S the place is reclaimed land, when there is wind n pple kickin up sand, there will b sandstorm n every1 ends up breathin sand. I oso began 2 hav phlagms in my lung thx 2 all the sand. We walked frm 4 to 12am. Alot of us suffered abrasion on thighs, groin, armpits n even nipple! Ha when i went 2 the toilet 2 bathe, almost every1 will groan out in pain when the water sprays on2 their abrasion wounds machiam like brothel. S i got 2 take the 1st fastcraft in 6.15, pple slp while i got 2 pack most of my cupboard stuffs hme. I dun wan 2 leave much stuffs 2 bring hme after my POP. Had 3 hrs of slp den got 2 fall in 2 march 2 TFT.

Upon reachin hme, faster bathe n rushed 2 the polyclinic 4 my appt. Waited like 1 hr 4 x-ray n consultation. Heng tis time the doc said my lungs r ok liao despite takin in so much sand on the prev day so no need 2 come back unless i got fever. Super relieved! hweva, 4 the past few days, i tik i realli full of shit. Will shit @ least twice a day. Muz b the tekong food again.

2 more days 2 POP den will hav break until 19 if i nt wrong. Got 2 maintain my wrkout n most imptly, do research n choose the uni course i wan 2 study in SMU or NUS. Got time will plan some outings wif my class pple s well. Result out liao nothing 2 wrry abt xcept 4 the army postin. Cant wait 2 throw my jockey cap on POP.