Lame n idiotic: Orion sch 2

Monday, January 09, 2006

Ha on the day of enlistment super heng manage 2 meet wif stan n alv n sat 2gether durin the oath takin ceremony 2 mark the begining of our 2 yrs enlistment. But stan Orion company platoon 3 while mi n alv Orion comp platoon 2 n alv bunk is bside mine.

After the lunch wif my parents, we were separated 2 our platoon den get our packs n check the stuffs. Den the grand shavin ceremony. Within 2 min, my hair all gone. My bunk mates nt bad lar all willing 2 help one another summore got andy who is from sajc. Tat boon keng everytime kb mi but nvm i can oso kb abt his name. Ha my buddy, sean is frm dragon boat wah lao machaim like incredible hulk 1.5 times of my built lar. Alv section oso veri funny got alot of cocksters esp calvin. I go toilet urine he oso go toilet urine @ the same time. So he decided 2 call mi his urine buddy. My platoon sergeants, PC n sergeants oso nt bad. Ha our CSM oso another joker n when u c him, u wont even tik tat he is in charge of discipline.

These few days learn footdrill, army dresscode, SBO n helmet assemblin, gun drill.... Until nw sian my berhati still suck got 2 practice abit more. PT lesson still ok lar. Bcome the corridor IC n barrack damage 2nd IC. Say slack is slack lar but still got quite a no of stuffs 2 d0 n responsibilities. The food there nt bad well balanced lar. But dunno y i like suffered frm constipation 4 3 days until 2day reach hme den can shit.

In army, when sergeants ask u qns, always dun reply by 1 word like ya, hor, ar.... or else u can end up like mi go 2 a place 2 shout ya ya papaya loudly. Tik abt tis still makes mi laff. Machaim tongue twister. My platoon IC lagi the best sia. Check strength he go n say," Orion 2 check pwr!" Upon hearin tat, despite all of us r diam n in sedia pos, we cant stop laffin includin those sergeants. His helmet so camo net den other platoon sergeants c him den keep askin our platoon sergeant hw come our platoon got 1 person frm 1st guard or 3rd guard battalion. Laff until we buay tahan. But the worst is nt him. Got another person frm another platoon more zai. when his P.Serg asks him where is his IC(in-charge) is, he took out his NRIC card n shw the P.Serg. Damn joke. Pple in sedia n diam position oso cant resist n laff out loud.

Goin in 2ml again den can onli come out on 21 jan. But nt bad lar on the nxt wk got 5 day leave 4 chi new yr. Here come the most jialat thing. Frm 3 feb 2 10 feb, if i nt wrong, goin 2 hav field camp. 4 tis few days, juz hope tat i dun screw up berhati n some gun drills n dun get sick or injured can liao. Kk pple take care!