Lame n idiotic: Overnite Cyclin

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Nw juz reached hme frm my overnite cycling wif shuheng, kel, dog, sj n zhen hong. Juz finish bathing so no mood 2 slp so decided 2 blog. Wah the trip was realli fun n exciting. Realli got 2 thx all of them takin care of me durin the trip s i juz learnt cycling onli n dun mind mi being a burden 2 slow dwn their journey.

In order 2 prepare 4 the trip, i slpt the entire mornin den go out 4 lunch den go hme n slpt until evening. After tat met wif them @ jurong mrt station @ 8 plus. By abt 9 plus we reached east coast park liao so we went 2 get the bikes immediately. Wah the auntie there very gd gave us very gd bike n gd rates. $7 4 overnite until nxt mornin 11am. Upon hearin tat, i realised tat the bloody changi Mr Bike shop cheated us lar. $12 4 using frm morn 2 afternoon n the bike super lousy type. After getting our bikes we cycled 2 the hawker centre 4 some light snacks. Damn suay lar. Halfway 2 the hawker centre, there was a heavy dwnpour n resultin us gettin wet when we reached the hawker centre. But nvm it didnt affect my appetite n i went 2 order alv's suggested prawn mee(soup) n juz nice got five prawns 2 giv 2 5 of them. When we finished our food, the heavy dwnpour bcame light drizzle so we decided 2 start our cyclin.

So we split in2 2 grps 2 c who will reach Bedok mrt 1st. Dog,me n zhen hong 1 grp while sh,kel n sj another grp. My grp gong gong go traced our way back 2 eunos mrt den 2 kembangan but unfortunately frm kembangan 2 bedok is actually tunnel so we r unable 2 follow the track n ended up delayin alot of time. Tat sj super zai dunno hw he cut when we reached kembangan they alreadi reached bedok liao. Upon reachin bedok, we went 7-11 2 buy some other stuffs 2 eat. After tat, we decided 2 head 2 changi village so sj led the way. Erm he quite smart cut thru bedok reservoir den use the tampines park connector 2 tampines n den use the sun plaza park connector 2 link 2 pasir ris park. Finally, cycle along pasir ris drive 3, followed by loyang ave n den CV. By the time we reached there, it was abt 3 am liao.

Tat sj bloody hell. Asked him 2 lead us 2 hawker centre rite he led us 2 the carpark which has a lot of gays coz he always likes 2 look @ them n i tik his ass itchy oso. Wah lao eh damn alot of gays tat nite. All super tall sia n wear until i c liao i can puke sia. Make up so thick @ nite c them machiam kua dio gui. When i got in the 1st thing i want 2 get the hell out of there asap. Den we cycled 2 a zebra crossin whereby got 2 gays standin there occupy the narrow path so much so we decide 2 1 by 1 cycled past them. Sh n i was the last 2. I dun even dare 2 look @ them lar. When sh was cyclin past them, 1 of them suddenly wanted 2 block his way den he quickly ciao. Unfortunately i oso kenna. Wah i was like ..............(all the vulgarities i can tik of) Heng i managed 2 siam. Basket sia they oso dunno hw 2 choose pple. I juz learn cyclin onli n if he/she blocks mi he/she will most likely kenna crashed by mi wan. Den all her silicon implanted breasts might burst or her oranges might even roll out frm her bra. Bodoh machiam babi sia. Wah after siamin he/she, i quickly cycle damn fast coz they all like got super long legs n the legs like more muscular than mi sia so better cycle fast or else thjey run after mi den die liao. After such a close shave, both mi n sh damn tulan n started kannin sj. After tat, we went kopitiam n ate our supper n tok cock until 4am.

Den @ 4am we decided 2 take a shorter route 2 go back but most of the route hav 2 cycle along the main rd n even a part of ECP which was illegal. b4 we left, we decided 2 head 2 7-11 2 buy drinks. When i was outside waiting wif my fren, suddenly a veri feminine voice,"excuse mi" I turn arnd n omg 2 diff gays again. Wah lao eh got adam apple n dunno hw he/she sounds so feminine summore. I faster siam n asked my frens 2 hurry up. So we decided 2 exit thru another car park. Hweva we didnt noe the other carpark oso got bapoks n dunno which idiot go rang his bicycle bell. N den i heard a manly voice but quite unclear something like U wan our svc. Wah upon hearin tat my wanton noodle was like almost come out frm my stomach n i faster cycle the hell out of there.

After gettin out of tat horrendous carpark, we cycled 2wards the SAF jetty where my parents will b sendin mi off 2 a holiday resort in tekong nxt mth n den cycle past almost the whole entire changi airport landin area n takin off area. Wah the view was damn nice lar when u c the plane takin off or landin. The rd nt much vehicles but if got they travelled veri quickly. So we muz b veri careful n got 2 cycle the veri inner lane n got 2 constantly look back 2 check out 4 cars. @ the same time, the bike shop got gave us brake light oso so shld b ok. Den we oso passed an area where sh said last time he kenna chased by a pack of dogs so we tried 2 cycled slealthily. Ha luckily we got dog arnd so in the end no dogs chased after us. Den we finally reached the ECP section. 2 my surprise the ECP section is juz a 1 min turn onli n den it is back 2 rd liao so shld nt b consider illegal liao. Den the remainin route 2 east coast super shiok all straight path n dun even hav ani single vehicles. Soon, we cut in2 1 of the east coast park n saw a lot of vehicles got curtains or put newspaper. haha veri obvious rite. So we kuai lan we cycled past n kept ringin our bike bells.

By 5 plus we reached the mac @ east coast so we decided 2 play bridge until 9 am 2 go n return our bike. tat dog the prev day went out wif gf the entire nite oso so he realli dong buai diao so he left 1st leavin the 4 of us playin bridge. Ha sh was damn pissed when he was my partner coz i kept sabohin him. But in the end sj was the ultimate saboh king super zai kept feedin every1 rgdless whether the person is his partner realli confuse all of us. Soon 9am liao we returned bike n went back eunos 2 take 61 back bb. Den they still got energy 2 go play street soccer but i oso dong buai diao so go hme. Wah nw quite tired liao better turn in liao!