Lame n idiotic: Embarrassin day
Saturday, August 20, 2005
「 Eric Lim yawns... Saturday, August 20, 2005 」

Tis wk nuthing much happen oso. Friday went yio chu kang gym in the mornin wif gk. Tat day gym nt much pple no need 2 spend time waitin 4 stations. The tricep machine there veri useful coz after usin tat machine, my tricep realli ache alot which is a gd sign tat i got exert the rite muscle grp. Ha tat gk dunno how he mesmerized tat indian auntie such tat she gave us student rate 4 usin the gym despite both of us were 18 liao. Frm here, i had 2 agree tat he is super charmin!
After tat, we went AMK n had breakfast. Followin tat, we headed 2 potong pasir mac 2 mug s tat gk need 2 go back SAV 2 teach his jnrs foot drill in the afternoon. Wah tat day i bcame an St John Ambulance Brigade officer s gk lent mi his officer white polo 2 wear in order 4 mi 2 go in2 SAS. Initially his jnrs got 2 take some st john tests but after a while, he went 2 teach them footdrill @ the bball court @ the 6th lvl. Odd rite bball court @ the 6th lvl? While i was readin my inorganic notes, a few np students were there s well. Wah their behaviours n style totally diff frm my sec sch np pple or np pple i noe such s andy, jm n huihan lar. Dunno y they kept teachin 1 another cheers instead of learnin useful stuffs or plannin stuffs like those in my sec sch. After readin my notes, a few BB pple were doin their footdrills so i tried 2 listen n learn the commands lar. Gk realli like super hi fi system sia can even hear his shoutings frm the 1st lvl lar. Wah his face realli diff when tokin 2 his jnrs s compared 2 tokin 2 us lar! He gan serious lar. Anw can c tat his units all like veri zai liddat no wonder got so much achievements. Confirm much much better than those np tat keeps sayin tell mi tell mi who's the best, SANP SANP which is realli an irony lar.
After his trainin wif jnrs we went 2 look @ the future sajc buildin. It was like halfway done liao n the place looked veri nice lar. Sian 2 bad we cant enjoy the faccilities nxt yr. Den we went paradiz 4 our weekly pool session. After tat went hme did maths integration until i dozed off.
Den 2day mornin woke up early n went wdl mrt station 2 wait 4 shengjie 2 go NUS 4 some swimmin carnival in which gifts will b given out 2 participants accordin 2 the no of laps he/she swims. Den we took 963 2 NUS. Along the way we talked abt our sch, academic, army n of coz some cock lar. Soon we found ourselves @ NUS liao n made our way 2 the pool. Wah not bad sia still got lucky draw but hav 2 pay 6 bucks 2 register. Actually the comp got 2 categories lar- 1 is leisure swim which is the 1 we were join while another is competitive swim which is an endurance swim full of obstacles tat req divin deep in2 the pool 2 c who can last 4 a certain time.
After registerin, we went 2 the changin rm n changed. Actually i no need 2 change liao coz i will b wearin my speedo shorts n swim. Howeva, 2 my horror, i saw a poster sayin tat sports shorts will nt b allowed in the pool. Wah kaoz i sian ji bua liao n in the end bobian had 2 buy lar. So went 2 the counter n tot of buying some trunks tat looks like shorts. I tot tat small size ppl like mi confirm got size 1 no need 2 worry. Unfortunately those shorts type dun hav my size liao onli those triangular types got my size. The swim startin in abt 10 min time n i dun wan 2 waste my trip here i bought a quite big size triangular type n went 2 change in2 it. I tik tis is realli retribution lar coz i always laff @ my fren wearin triangular type of swimmin trunks when swimmin. 2 make matters worse, the triangular type is such tat underwear cannot b wore underneath it unless i wore g-string which i will nvr do lar.
Soon the swim started n mi n sj began 2 swim n collect the rubberband after every lap 2 change 4 gifts. Wah wore tat trunk liao i can swim much faster coz not so much restriction s compared 2 my shorts. Wah some pple swim so slow dunno how 2 keep left or right but keep stayin @ the centre, bcomin an hindrance 2 every1 lar. After abt 40 min liddat, we swam 35 laps so we decided 2 hav a rest. B4 i came up, i ensure tat my trunk was alright in order nt 2 embarrass myself. Sian wearin tat trunk walk arnd oso bu zhi zhai, must keep checkin n make mi learn tat muz always trim or else veri troublesome. After restin we quickly went 4 another 35 laps n went 2 xchange 4 gifts. Ha by swimmin 70 laps we r able 2 get all the gifts available lar. An arena bottle, an arena shirt, a swimmin hat like those prof use 2 cover their hair, cornetto ice cream, longan drink n a cap n a goodie bag. Btw the presents oso like not veri gd liddat n tat sj win lar told mi can xchange 4 casio watch. Anw 2day sort of got do some cardio 4 swimmin n hopefully nvr show some unsightly stuff 2 pple ba. Wah sian tat trunk buy liao juz use 1 time only like veri wasteful. Howeva, use it oso veri troublesome. Fuck lar dunno how 2 deal wif it oso. if any1 wans i can sell u veri cheap.
After xchangin the gifts, i quickly go 2 change n we left the place. Den we went bb 2 had lunch. We had prawn mee recommended by kel which is damn nice. After eatin tat prawn mee, we still hungry so we ordered a plate of fried kway teow each. Sibei shiok after eatin tat 2 plates of food. Lookin @ our hp 5 plus liao quite late liao so we went 2 take bus hme. On our way 2 the bus stop, 2 cats sibei zai boldstakingly doin it @ the side of the rd in broad daylight lar. S usual make so much noise like wad i heard frm my neighbourhood almost every nite. By the time we reached hme like 7 liao!
Wad an embarrassin day sia. Sian more than half the day just gone like tis lar. Sigh! Time 2 mug liao!